Game 2 Notes from the Insiderrrrr

Thank God the CDHL has a website on the internet, and we are able to confirm that it happened, because there are some that seem to have forgotten.

March 25, 2025. Game 4 of the first ever CDHL series. A Los Banditos team, captained by none other than Joseph and Patrick Dunne-Fox, called up the greatest goalie they could possibly find to take on a decimated, winless, and frankly hopeless Dawgs squad.

After over an hour of game time spent almost exclusively in the Dawgs zone, with the score already at 9-1, 7 more minutes are magically added to the clock.

In Dawg years, this must have felt like an eternity, and indeed another 4 or 5 goals would be added to the tally during this bonus time.

Exactly how many goals were scored by the Dunne-Foxes and their army that night, no one knows for sure. Rumour has it the benevolent website admin, usually known for his accuracy and integrity, may have skimmed a goal or two off the top before publishing these sad game results to the website, which exists.

What we do know, and what any Dawg who was there can tell you, is that it was none other than Matthew Ianovale (yes, the current Spartan captain) who skated straight past a dejected Dawgs bench and delivered a ruthless and now infamous taunt: “DOUBLE DIGITS EH DAWGS”

The worst part? He did it after the eleventh goal. They had already reached double digits several minutes prior.

There are some who say the CDHL does not look backward, only forwards, and it’s true that when you’re in this league, you are never more than 6 days away from a Ham Sandwich (or a Subaru filled with DELICIOUS tacos El pastor), but the Dawgs remember, and now the Spartans will too.

See ya next week.